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Dick polish 

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.

Dickmolished 

When two people are playing ping pong and a hit strikes one of the players in the dick
Dude, jimmy lost in ping pong last night after he got dickmolished by sandra
Dickmolished by @mickyminaj July 18, 2015