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A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

Dick mop by Sandy4ever98 March 28, 2019

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Dick Mop

Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.

Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!

Dick Mop by The Hogg Molly October 31, 2013

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Dick mop

A man with a handle bar mustache

That guy must mop a lot of dick with that mustache. He has a dick mop on his face

Dick mop by Bullwinkle12 September 20, 2026

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mop dick

man in which has a large penis with hairy saggy balls.

I could clean the floor with your mop dick!

mop dick by the_otherkid420 January 25, 2006

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Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

Mop Dick by WMFK. August 28, 2023

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dick moper

When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house.

My wife is such a dick moper sometimes, just because I was too tired to give it to her last night.

dick moper by harry wharton April 20, 2008

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Mopy Dick

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

Mopy Dick by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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