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Dick joke
Dick joke by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019
Dick Joke Paranoia
Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
Dick Joke Paranoia by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021
it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
dick jokes
dick jokes by Fjdhdhdhf Jr jrjrj July 22, 2017
dick and fart jokes
To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.
We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.
dick and fart jokes by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010
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