Dick in my ass

The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.

Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?

Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.

by SharkishaMicheleQuan November 03, 2016

Dick In My Ass

Someone who is in a bad or bitchy mood.

Clay: Ay Morai have you had a dick in your ass today?
Morai: Yes,Clay I have had a dick in my ass all day.
Liz: Me too.

by Cancel button August 20, 2007

Dick In My Ass

A carnal craving...

I have a craving for dick in my ass!

by LetherG November 27, 2019

Dick up my ass

When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass

by Swrl fl January 04, 2019

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 22, 2011

I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

by aaaa@aaaa January 26, 2019

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010