Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Dick is in a blender 

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

Dick is in a blender by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

Dick in a blinder 

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.

Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!

Dick in a blinder by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020