by Muzigal March 04, 2018
by BoxOhell December 01, 2009
Really good sex. Sex that will have you thinking about it all day long. Sex that will have you forgetting your name and bumping into stuff.
by Moonchild169 March 31, 2020
1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.
2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.
Plural:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers
Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.
Plural:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers
Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"
2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"
3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"
4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"
5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"
Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"
Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"
3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"
4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"
5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"
Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"
Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
by Jackette55 November 30, 2009
#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
by AlH1801 November 13, 2017
by apb&j October 20, 2010
Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.
by randyharwood May 29, 2013