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Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
Dick Douche by Wattx April 3, 2009
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dick douche

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.
dick douche by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.
Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!
Dick Douche by eekwhim October 8, 2019

Dick douche

When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.
"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.
Dick douche by Arbkk February 1, 2022

Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.
"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
Dick Douche by DA FIB January 18, 2026

Dick-douche 

A conceited asshole.
My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
Dick-douche by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

Dick-Douche 

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.
Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche
Dick-Douche by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009
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