Dick bumper

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A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.

keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.

Dick bumper by klayzee February 21, 2008

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dick bummer

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor

Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer

dick bummer by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

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Dickjumper

Dickjumper- A female that starts a relationship with one guy , but not for long to see how much she can get out of him.Before proceeding on to the next one.

Man #1 . Yo cuz I heard Jasmine isn't nothing but a dickjumper!

Man #2. Yeah dawg, she blew my bank account up and after I was broke quit me & starting messing around with my uncle!

Dickjumper by 1maddd2mackxxx August 22, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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