Dick Turtle 

Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.

Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday

My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.

Dick Turtle by Oldnelly June 14, 2018

Dick Turtle 

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

Dick Turtle by fgkiller February 16, 2010

Dick Turtle 

Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.

Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later

Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.

Dick Turtle by Oldnelly June 9, 2018

dick turtle 

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb

"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"

dick turtle by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017

turtle dick 

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell

(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow

turtle dick by paulie March 4, 2004

Turtle-Dick

The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.

That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!

Turtle-Dick by Johnny Ock October 8, 2008

turtle dick 

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

turtle dick by Daren August 18, 2003