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Talking Dick

To speak like a homosexual. Using lisps instead of pronouncing your words like a straight person.
Man I couldn't understand a word from that latino at Taco Bell, I swear he was talking dick!
Talking Dick by Brian C March 30, 2005

Your Dick Is Talking

A man saying something extremely stupid about a girl
Ex: "Nicki Minaj's ass is real"

"Bro, your dick is talking"

talking with his dick out 

Origin unknown, but this phrase was recently popularised by Dale Howard from Big Brother 9 in the UK.
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour
"Rex is probably taking notes on me anyway, talking with his fucking dick out all the time. I'll be doing something and he'll be doing the same thing all the time so he can't say anything. He's just talking with his dick out *cue Jennifer pointing to Rex across the garden who Dale hasn't spotted yet*

talking with his dick out 

chatting shit. basically talking aload of rubbish
it was obvious he was lying. he's always talking with his dick out.

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick 

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

talking with his dick out 

When a gay man is hot for someone, he uses this phrase.
Jimmy fancied billy a lot, he was always talking with his dick out.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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