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dick sock 

A sock a man wears over his penis when he goes to the tanning salon to tan to prevent it from getting sun burned.
It is advised to always bring a dick sock when you fake bake. What's the point of looking tan and sexy if your dick is burnt.
dick sock by lil miss April 26, 2006
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Dick Sock 

a cotton condom
The sex last night was great until raj put his dick sock on and gave my vagina a rugburn
Dick Sock by zazy z November 4, 2013

dick sock 

I'm a little chilly, can I wrap my cock up with your dick sock.
dick sock by AsianGM October 20, 2006

dick sock 

another name for a whore, slut, or loose person. Can be female for vaginal or anal intercouse or male for anal intercourse.
Hahaha, that bitch sky is such a dick sock. She must have slept with atleast 300 hundred people already.
dick sock by assattack99 May 24, 2009

Dick sock 

"I heard he has a dick sock!"

"Ew, he must have to clean that thing five times a day!"
Dick sock by verdelove March 19, 2010

limp dick sock 

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.
I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!
limp dick sock by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

Sock Dick Wasted 

When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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