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dick slit 

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.
Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."
dick slit by Paige R January 25, 2008
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Dick Slit 

Either a term to insult or an actual description of a penis with a cut or slit.
Iain showed emma his cock , she noticed a cut and screamed in terror, " Oh my God , you have a Dick Slit , ewwww. "

Iain shouted in reply, " i hate you , you are a Dick Slit. "

Iain has a Dick Slit.
Emma is a Dick Slit.
Dick Slit by Rhys Wait June 20, 2006
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dick slit 

Slang for vagina. Used as a perjorative term to describe a male acquaintance.

"You sank my battleship, you dick slit!"
dick slit by Saul Goodman May 27, 2006

Dick Slit 

Her Dick Slit was oozing!
Dick Slit by trebou October 25, 2009

Dick Slit 

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!
Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.
Dick Slit by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

dick slither

A dick slither is a person who lets dicks slither all over them like snakes on a plane
Damn, that guy is a dick slither
dick slither by Aaronnnnn June 26, 2008

dickslit 

Highly imaginative insult on par with fucktard, fuckstick, shitbag, douchebag and twatwaffle.

It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.
Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"

Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"
dickslit by Bobsterman November 9, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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