An extremely turned on girl, or homosexual male. One that is absolutely craving the dick. This person is going crazy for some dick. They need it and want it at right away.
by Bojangels. February 11, 2010

1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.
2. A penis with jokes written on it.
2. A penis with jokes written on it.
1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.
2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.
2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.
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