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Silly Dick 

1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.

2. A penis with jokes written on it.
1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.

2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.
Silly Dick by Fart Mcbitch August 20, 2009

Silly dick 

The term to describe a person who is a big ol bitch and an un cultured swine
Paul: wanna get coffee?

Marco: shut up fool you got silly dick
Silly dick by Sauceboss01 September 28, 2018

silly dick 

silly dick reffers to a person who is always horny or a sexaholic.
"Gina, your boyfriend is a silly dick. He always looks at my porn. "
silly dick by Pistachio June 18, 2004

Silly Dick 

It's just a penis with a beard and a top hat.
Abraham Lincoln was such a silly dick.
Silly Dick by xxThe Warhammer February 5, 2010

Silly dick 

Your dick is wiggly
mom you have such a silly dick can I touch it

Big Dick Sally

Look Bob, it's Big Dick Sally!
Big Dick Sally by Naxdia November 28, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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