Dick Salsa

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The residual semen exiting the vagina after ejaculating in a girl while on her menstrual cycle.

You should seen the dick salsa run down that chicks legs when she stood up after we bumped nugs.

Dick Salsa by Dsalsa6969 January 11, 2021

Words you can keep

salsa dick

The condition of one's penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

I just fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period. I've got a major case of salsa dick.

salsa dick by Fingertooth January 3, 2016

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

God damn it joshua!!!

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

joshua put his dick in the salsa again by Trotg May 22, 2019

Dick Salad

A gathering of only male persons

Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.

Dick Salad by El Dorko March 23, 2009

Nigger Dick Salad

A Nigger Dick Salad is a mixed drink which consists of 1oz Everclear, 1.5oz of watermelon liqueur, and 4.5oz of Grape Drink. Serve over ice.

"Hey man, why dont'cha mix me up a Nigger Dick Salad?"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"

Nigger Dick Salad by Twigus Maximus November 22, 2009

Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

Lumpy Dick Salad by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012

Ten Dick Salad

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.

Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.

Ten Dick Salad by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026