Dick Salsa

The residual semen exiting the vagina after ejaculating in a girl while on her menstrual cycle.

You should seen the dick salsa run down that chicks legs when she stood up after we bumped nugs.

Dick Salsa by Dsalsa6969 January 11, 2021

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I just fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period. I've got a major case of salsa dick.

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Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

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Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.

Dick Salad by El Dorko March 23, 2009

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A Nigger Dick Salad is a mixed drink which consists of 1oz Everclear, 1.5oz of watermelon liqueur, and 4.5oz of Grape Drink. Serve over ice.

"Hey man, why dont'cha mix me up a Nigger Dick Salad?"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"

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The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

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A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.

Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.

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