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Dick Pound 

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.
Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.
Dick Pound by DickPound March 23, 2020
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dick pound 

Placing your higher trump over another player's trump in the card game Euchre.
- An ace is led, and girl to left plays a nine of trump over it -

Girl: Yeah! I'm winning this trick.

- Guy plays a ten of trump on top of the nine -

Guy: DICK POUND!
dick pound by Bongoo December 12, 2011

dick pound 

when two gay people fist bump with there dicks.
hey do you wanna dick pound?
dick pound by ibehom May 15, 2017

Dick Pound 

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

dick pounder 

A woman the likes to sit on a dick and pound on it
Last night I had an amazing time with that dick pounder

dick pounding 

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat
yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her
dick pounding by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Dick Pounder

A male that only goes forceful and fast with his dick during sex with the intention to beat up, tear up or destroy a pussy. A man that only cares about making himself cum.
I won't have sex with him again, he's just a dick pounder.
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