Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.
Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.
by DickPound March 23, 2020
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Placing your higher trump over another player's trump in the card game Euchre.
- An ace is led, and girl to left plays a nine of trump over it -

Girl: Yeah! I'm winning this trick.

- Guy plays a ten of trump on top of the nine -

Guy: DICK POUND!
by Bongoo June 13, 2011
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when two gay people fist bump with there dicks.
hey do you wanna dick pound?
by ibehom May 15, 2017
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Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
by reuyadickdestroyer June 16, 2024
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smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat
yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her
by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017
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