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When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.
"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."
dick poop by Roger123978 February 20, 2009

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
Cum dick poop by Coop poop March 3, 2021

poop dick 

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.
poop dick by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

Poop Dick Mouth 

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.
Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth
Poop Dick Mouth by Mooooop February 21, 2011

poop dick 

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.
I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.
poop dick by A. King. January 17, 2005