Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

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Dick Mop

Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.

Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!

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man in which has a large penis with hairy saggy balls.

I could clean the floor with your mop dick!

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Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

Mop Dick by WMFK. August 28, 2023

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When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house.

My wife is such a dick moper sometimes, just because I was too tired to give it to her last night.

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To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

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Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

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