Dick mints 

Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.

Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?
Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...

Dick mints by kujan December 27, 2007

Dick Mints 

The mint that girls eat before giving a blow job so their gag reflex doesn't show

Dude 1: *Hey man did you get head from Sarah?*
Dude 2: *Yeah she used dick mints, that was crazy*
Dude 1: *she didn't gag at all?*
Dude 2: *nah man, get your girl some dick mints*

Dick Mints by knowitAwl July 17, 2015

dickminiscing

The act of nostalgically recalling or reflecting on past encounters, experiences, or sightings involving dicks—often with humor, curiosity, or disbelief. A playful twist on “reminiscing.”

“Happy is the type to be dickminiscing every second of the day.”

Or slightly more playful:

“Happy stays dickminiscing every second of the day like it’s a full-time job.”

dickminiscing by Dickminiscing March 17, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016