dick harden 

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard

hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair

dick harden by dickharden2.4 May 4, 2018

Dick Harder

When you get scared and horny at the same time.

Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?

Dick Harder by DinnerPlateDarling69 July 1, 2023

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

dick harder than a coconut by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

Absence makes the dick grow harder by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019

hayden's dick 

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

hayden's dick by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007