Dick Goo

That shit that cums out of your twelve inch train of pain when you get excited.

I was fuckin your mom last night, but she threw me out cause I got dick goo all up in her hair. It was a sticky mess.

by Rebecca Klein March 5, 2008

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Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

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The act of where 5 or more women go on thier hands and knees in a circle. One man walk around the circle and spanks each one (while saying "Dick"). Once "Goose" is yelled out, that woman will engage in doggystyle (bootysex) with the man. STD's and Crabs are often a result of this game.

"Hey ladies, want to head back to my place for a little game of Dick Dick Goose?"

by Gucci Mane II January 4, 2010

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Is that dick good?

A gay porno in which two black men are having sexual intercourse.
The audio from said porno turned into a meme.

Q: Is that dick good?
A: Yes king!

by hazyware October 2, 2023

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Dick Smoking Gook

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

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dick lickin' good

When something is so tasty that you'd lick a dick just to taste it.

Jo: My golly these are some dick lickin' good mashed pertaters!
Mo: *covers dick in mashed potatoes* Lick them off.
Jo: Coitanly, because those pertaters are dick lickin' good!

by Big Dan the Big Man February 28, 2008

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