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Really good sex. Sex that will have you thinking about it all day long. Sex that will have you forgetting your name and bumping into stuff.
Girl, that sex was so good he’s got me dick dumb.
dick dumb by Moonchild169 March 31, 2020
That feeling of overwhelming elation after numerous orgasims provided by a skilled stickman.
Susan was struck dick dumb after a particularly vigorous intimate session with her partner.
Dick dumb by Muzigal May 9, 2018
When a female puts everything last for penis! They don’t care what’s at stake the dick comes first.
She give this dude every thing she dick dumb
Dick Dumb by Anonnnnamysot May 8, 2022

Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck 

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck by Jackette55 November 30, 2009

Dumb Dick 

When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it
#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
Dumb Dick by AlH1801 November 13, 2017

Doo Doo Dumb Dick

Guys that have really large, meatful, bulging, dick!!!!!
The dick is really muscular looking, doesnt have much hair, real smooth and moist.
Big Meach got that real Doo Doo Dumb Dick and all the girls want it.
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