Dick Doosh

A human who subsequently, because of their idiocy or upbringing has a likely tendency and talent of being a dick and a douche at the same time.

Jason from Schenectady is such a fucking dick doosh!! Get your life together brah!!

by EchoTheNarcissist May 5, 2018

dickoosh

A person who is a cross between a dick and a douche. An ass-hole who is also a creep.

Guy: "Hey, ladies. If you play your cards right I'll let you give me a Brazlilian wax."

Girl 1: "Dude, that's gross."

Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't talking to you anyway. I was talking to your hot friend."

Girl 2: "What a dickoosh!"

by Mishy88 November 4, 2011