Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
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