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Dick Appointment 

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Dick appointment 

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.
I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.
Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dick Appointment 

A “d or dick appointment” is a term used by woman that refers to them getting fucked by a guy
Lexi can’t go she a dick appointment later on
Dick Appointment by PizzaMan Ant November 22, 2021

dick-sappointment 

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
dick-sappointment by diddy kong September 28, 2009

dickppointment

A pre-scheduled date made for the explicit purpose of smashing.
Girl 1: Where's Lauren at? She was supposed to bring the wine tonight.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear? She's at a dickppointment with Lawrence.

Dickappointment 

The disillusion felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.
Sheila finally decided to bed her roomate Rhonda after her last and perhaps final instance of dickappointment with her most recent boyfriend, Clyde.
Dickappointment by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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