Person 1: Hey bro, I just did a one slice dice
Person 2: What cut your panini in one go?
Person 1: Nah, cut my shit in half with my asshole and didn’t need to wipe

One slice dice by forgetaboutitv2 February 25, 2026

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New York Slice & Dice

The process in which a person murders a rival by slicing his or her (or their, lets be politically correct, here) throat with an incredibly stale and sharpened slice of New York pizza.

"Holy cow man! What happened to Tony?" "It looks like the old New York Slice & Dice..."

New York Slice & Dice by The Real Fart Monger April 6, 2022

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slice and dice

To slice and dice is to break a body of information down into smaller parts or to examine it from different viewpoints so that you can understand it better. In cooking, you can slice a vegetable or other food or you can dice it (which means to break it down into small cubes). One approach to dicing is to first slice and then cut the slices up into dices. In data analysis, the term generally implies a systematic reduction of a body of data into smaller parts or views that will yield more information. The term is also used to mean the presentation of information in a variety of different and useful ways.

This term can be compared to drilldown, which is the process of dividing an information area up into finer and finer layers in a hierarchy, but with the purpose of narrowing in to one small area or item.

Also can be used as a reference to violence.

"Multidimensional analysis involves drill as well as slice and dice."

slice and dice by iopq August 12, 2004

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slice 'n dice

When the girl giving you oral sex has braces,the braces scrape up your dick, and it hurts like a BITCH!

Laurie was all slice 'n dice on my dick. Next time I am just going straight for the poon.

slice 'n dice by kevin sly July 14, 2006

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