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Diaper man 

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).
Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!
Diaper man by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

diaper management 

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!
During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!
diaper management by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016

diaperm0nky 

diaperm0nky is the best mutual ever and very great person 💪💯‼️
p1: omg i am mutausl with diaperm0nky

p2: omg i am so jealous
diaperm0nky by user2m5k1xvqg1 September 2, 2021

diapermask

A term used to describe the state of intoxication commonly referred to as shit-faced.
Put on your diapermask, we're about to get shitfaced.
diapermask by youngandreckless October 27, 2012

diaperdandy 

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.
Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.
diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

diaperdandy 

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves
That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car
diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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