The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.
Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
by monkeybar July 6, 2011
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