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diagon alley 

Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.
"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."

diagon alley by Farced DD February 25, 2009
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Diagon Alley 

n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.
- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Diagon Alley by acwing December 31, 2008

Diagon Alley 

Diagon Alley
n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.

- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Source: acwing, a series of tubes
Diagon Alley by acwing August 5, 2007

Looking for Diagon Alley 

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.
Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!

Fuck Me Diagonally 

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch
doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

diagonally

To suffer a painful death

Past tense: died agonally
Gerund: dying agonally
Stay 6 feet away from me! I don't want to diagonally!
diagonally by Ganderschplaf the Gray November 18, 2020
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