DiGiacomosis 

noun. An extremely volatile and epidemical virus that is rapidly spreading throughout high school football teams on the Eastern Seaboard. This is usually sexually transmitted, although it has been heard to spread from excessive friendlessness. Some symptoms include: a fiendish addiction to ravoli and spaghetti, dressing like a guido, lowering of the IQ by 15% or more, decrease in the amount of friends by tenfold, shirts that are 2-3 times too tight, a strong desire to lift heavy objects, the urge to teabag friends in their sleep, and a vampire like thirst for grabbing nutsacks. If you, or anyone you know is experienceing these symptoms, call your local DA (DiGiacolics Anonymous). Also, talking to a plate of raviolis is a sign that the disease is in its final phase.

Infected people can be heard saying the following:
"why are you grabbing my balls"
-"i think I have DiGiacomosis"
"I just got a body wax"
"I need more sauce on these ravilois"
"I dont understand why I bought this peacoat"
"ey ohh the dog wants some spaghetti"
"want to come over to my house and wear ballbags while we do plumbing work"
"ill show u mine if you show me urs"
"im not gay if I just did it once"
"stop squirming itll only take a second"
"is it warm enuf in hear for you or should i take off my thong and start the revolution"

DiGiacomosis by molested kid December 21, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016