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Dick-dazzeled is is what happens when one passes out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male sex organs:
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.
The friction created from the plastic jewels, I was dick-dazzeled with, caused my bitch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.
I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.
I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.
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