Dezophile

A man whose hairline is absolute shit and who loves little children often a schoolteacher who molests their own kids.

Look out, the Dezophile is coming.

by Marioodesyman December 10, 2023

Dezophile

A balding man attracted to the students he teaches, especially his own daughter

Look out, here comes the dezophile

by Marioodesyman June 12, 2024

dinophile

A dinophile is a person who is sexual attracted to dinosaurs

The dinophile longs for the rigid, yet soft touch of a Stegosauria scaly skin pressed against his body, intertwined and quivering in the love only a prehistoric reptile can give

by CADmom March 30, 2016

PPC-dophile

Somebody that loves pay per click advertising in a creepy and possibly sexual way.

I think Mat might be a PPC-dophile, he's way too into the new AdWords interface.

by mr-dibbles October 31, 2018

Deziphilic

a person in love with Dezi.

I'm a Deziphilic, dawg.

by mahwell bigs June 30, 2008

Deppophile

One who is in love with, obsessed with, has seen almost or every movie with, and is sexually attracted to Johnny Depp

Young Girl: OMG, Johnny is the sexiest man alive, ive seen POTC 14 times.
Enlightened Listener: Sweet, i am a Deppophile as well.

by Joseph Zumchak September 11, 2008

lezophile

someone who loves lesbians

She's just a lezophile, always wanting to lick some girl's pussy.

by Luisa Alvara March 28, 2007