Dezophile

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A man whose hairline is absolute shit and who loves little children often a schoolteacher who molests their own kids.

Look out, the Dezophile is coming.

Dezophile by Marioodesyman December 10, 2023

Dezophile

A balding man attracted to the students he teaches, especially his own daughter

Look out, here comes the dezophile

Dezophile by Marioodesyman June 12, 2024

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dinophile

A dinophile is a person who is sexual attracted to dinosaurs

The dinophile longs for the rigid, yet soft touch of a Stegosauria scaly skin pressed against his body, intertwined and quivering in the love only a prehistoric reptile can give

dinophile by CADmom March 30, 2016

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PPC-dophile

Somebody that loves pay per click advertising in a creepy and possibly sexual way.

I think Mat might be a PPC-dophile, he's way too into the new AdWords interface.

PPC-dophile by mr-dibbles October 31, 2018

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Deziphilic

a person in love with Dezi.

I'm a Deziphilic, dawg.

Deziphilic by mahwell bigs June 30, 2008

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Deppophile

One who is in love with, obsessed with, has seen almost or every movie with, and is sexually attracted to Johnny Depp

Young Girl: OMG, Johnny is the sexiest man alive, ive seen POTC 14 times.
Enlightened Listener: Sweet, i am a Deppophile as well.

Deppophile by Joseph Zumchak September 11, 2008

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lezophile

someone who loves lesbians

She's just a lezophile, always wanting to lick some girl's pussy.

lezophile by Luisa Alvara March 28, 2007

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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