dewdriver

An alcoholic beverage that is a mixture of Mountain Dew, orange juice and vodka. The mixture can be in whatever proportions the preparer or drinker wish, but is usually 1/3 Dew, 1/3 orange juice, and 1/3 vodka.

Man, this dewdriver is good, I can't even taste the alcohol!

dewdriver by danis21 May 6, 2009

Dewdriver

A drink made by rural Nascar fans, and other white trash.

(Dewdriver)
Man did you see that wreck on turn three? Looks like Earnhardt had one to many dew drivers before the race.

Dewdriver by Thelofti55 February 18, 2019

Downriver Hand-Me-Down

A gesture of kindness between two Downriver gentlemen where a used condom is recycled by "shaking out" the ejaculate and handed to a friend or acquaintance to be recycled for a sexual encounter.

"Dude, I blew all of my cash on Bud-Light and this dope-ass Darren McCarty Wings jersey. Do you mind wringing out your snake skin after you pipe Crystal and hooking me up with the old Downriver Hand-Me-Down? Debbie won't let me bang her without a rubber after I gave her crabs."

Downriver Hand-Me-Down by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

Downriver Jellyfish 

A Downriver Jellyfish refers to the aquatic marvel that is indigenous to the southern portion of the Detroit River. Its composition consist of one used latex condom with ejaculate, knotted off and released into the water. Downriver Jellyfish are often observed floating in marinas, canals and occasionally known to wash up on beaches.

"Hey Steve! It must of been a real fuck-fest last night, there is a school of Downriver Jellyfish floating near the boat".

Downriver Jellyfish by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

derivery

When you order a meal from a restaurant, especially an oriental restaurant, and it is brought to your house or place of residence.

Do youse wanna get derivery?
Do you want pick-up or derivery?
You order a derivery?

derivery by Licka August 17, 2006

Downriver Perm

The act of cumming in a girls hair, then when she wakes up in the morning her hair is perm like.

Yo, I gave that bitch I met at the wheat a downriver perm last night.

Downriver Perm by Devil boner April 24, 2013

deriverize

verb
1: the take the derivative of
syn: derivate

Deriverize this function.

deriverize by CommunistDew August 24, 2004