The "Devil's Highway" refers to a girl's butthole. Most guys only get anal sex when their girl had about 50 drinks. I mean, she is so fucked up, it's like the devil has taken control of her. We all know the devil does some dirty shit. See example.
So when you're banging your girl in the ass, your taking a "Ride down Devil's Highway." For those guys fortunate enough to have a girl who actually likes anal, marry those women!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"