Deva Alsa 

Deva Alsa, also known as Docy, is a high elo Qiyana OTP. He is known as the best Qiyana, reaching 1,3k LP in every season.
Do u know what is special about Docy?

He has warwick arms.
Deva, the qiyana god, made multiple Pentakills while playing Scrims. He is also one of the best Yasuo and Irelia players in EUW.
Most people from Turbosmurf are scared of him, because he is a known Challenger. They often call him "L9" or "Faker v2".

He is the inventor of hating randoms, who bark while being a noname.
He misses her. Emxuwu, please help him out.
He will never Date a girl whos not a minimum 8/10. So be careful girls.
He is a very well respected man, with 6k monthly income.

His Lifestyle is very crazy, driving Mercedes C63 AMG, has a Villa in Norway and a big Apartment in Germany...

Deva Alsa, i miss her.
Docy, can u coach me esex?

Deva Alsa by devaalsa December 4, 2023

Deva Alsa 

Early Life:
Born on 02.07.2002 in Nigeria, Deva Alsa emerged into the world with an innate passion for gaming. From a young age, he exhibited exceptional skills that hinted at a future destined for greatness in the world of esports.

Gaming Odyssey:
Deva's journey into the realm of professional gaming began when he discovered his affinity for the champion Qiyana in the popular game League of Legends. At the tender age of 10, he embarked on a path that would eventually see him rise as the unrivaled Qiyana OTP (One-Trick Pony) in the European West server.

Professional Stardom:
At the age of 21, Deva Alsa is a recognized force in the European esports scene. His mastery of Qiyana has not only earned him the title of the best Qiyana player in EUW but also positioned him as a formidable presence in the broader League of Legends community.

Coaching Prowess:
Deva Alsa extends his influence beyond the gaming screen as one of the most sought-after coaches for emerging talents. His ability to impart knowledge, strategize effectively, and nurture the potential of others has solidified his reputation as a visionary mentor.

Deva Alsa's story is a testament to the convergence of passion, talent, and the unwavering pursuit of excellence. In the world of esports, he stands not just as a player but as a beacon of inspiration for those who dare to dream.

fSN: Yo Deva Alsa, can u help me out?
Deva Alsa: Yea, u need another anivia coaching session?
fSN: no, but can u stop writing to my egirl?

Deva Alsa by devaalsa December 6, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008