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Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.
I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps
Deuce Bumps by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008

Duece Bumps  

The goose bump feeling that you get when you have to drop a duece really bad. Usually accompanied by a clenched butt shuffle all the way to a toilet.
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Duece Bumps by PWHITE January 3, 2009

duecebumps 

The goosebumps you get when either holding in a massive poop or fighting that same massive poop
eaahhh dude i just got duecebumps from this beast
duecebumps by MTrill March 9, 2009

deucebumps 

chill bumps or goose bumps that appear on your skin when a bowel movement is about to occur.
I was in the car and it hit me. I had to go so bad I had deucebumps all over my arms and legs.
deucebumps by Sven Dzaluhnagey December 13, 2010

Deucebumps 

The goosebumps you get while in the middle of dropping deuce.
"I told her I didn't crap in her closet but she saw the deucebumps and it all went downhill from there."
Deucebumps by oxcasp3rxo May 12, 2010

deucebumps 

When your poop is releasing from your butthole and the person pooping experiences goosebumps (esp. on the legs)
I can remember one time during the summer I had to poop so bad that when I finally made it to the toilet and pooped, I experienced deucebumps.
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