Detited

detited
/ˈdēˌtīdəd/ verb (medical-ish, tragicomic)

1. The brutal and often accidental act of losing a tit — via surgery, street fight, velociraptor, or freak blender incident. Usually followed by a stunned silence, a GoFundMe, and an uncomfortable explanation.
“She went bungee jumping in a knock-off bra and came back detited. Gravity shows no mercy.”
by Nippleless May 23, 2025
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