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Detect.ac 

detect.ac is a term used in the lowest tiers of the screenshare com, often whispered among skids who gather like moths to a flame to copy paste someone else's GitHub repo and pretend they wrote it. Far from being a real DFIR tool, detect.ac is a skid sanctuary disguised as a “Anti-Cheat platform.” It’s run by arguably the most clueless and delusional “DFIR enthusiast” known to the screenshare scene. The site is a graveyard of broken code and low effort HTML snippets that could be outperformed by Clippy from Microsoft Word. Most of its users couldn’t find a malicious ZIP, let alone analyze real cheats. Using detect.ac on someone’s PC is basically a cyber threat, equivalent to saying “I’m about to install malware, fry your motherboard, and call it incident response.”. Saying “I’m gonna run detect.ac on your PC” translates to “prepare for bluescreens, corrupted files, and possible electrical damage.” The name detect.ac only ever comes up when disaster is imminent, whether it’s a logic bomb or a kid spamming pings thinking it’s DDoS. If someone shows you a detect.ac report, just know they’re one step away from calling Chrome a rootkit and Notepad a persistence mechanism. detect.ac isn’t just a site, it’s a state of failure.
1. “Bro said he got a detection report from detect.ac like that means anything, man’s computer probably flagged brave.exe as a DMA”
2. “My PC was fine until he ran detect.ac.. Now my mouse moves backwards and the Recycle Bin won't stop opening.”
3. “This screensharer ran detect.ac on my computer and I swear my fans started spinning like a jet engine, what do i do??!”
4. “Detect.ac detected ‘svchost.exe’ as malware so it "mitigated" it by deleting system processes and now my PC only boots into BIOS, What do i do?!”
5. “Not this dude flexing a detect.ac detection like it’s a new CVE, meanwhile his system's on fire and Task Manager won’t open.”
Detect.ac by Hello123x615 July 9, 2025
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026