The practice of eating only desserts,
especially for sanity, moral,
religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a
Dessertarian.
Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a
dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter,
the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So
I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.