Desperados
Desperados is very tasty.
Desperados by Desperados Inc. June 7, 2020
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Desperados
Desperados are very neardy looking boys that wear white shirts and have a bent neck and often wear glasses
Desperados by Kanjor November 21, 2021
Desperados
The beer that goes well with every occasion, whether you’re having an epic beach party or a spontaneous drink with friends.
Desperados by Beertime November 22, 2021
desperados alarm clock
An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
desperados alarm clock by Garydog November 18, 2021
desperado mustache
a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
desperado mustache by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007
desperapist
A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.
desperapist by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010
Desperado's Wager
Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
Desperado's Wager by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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