deserter

One who leaves you behind.

- Has no regards for her friends feelings
-Type of person who leaves you on read as a hobby

"Wheres John?!!?"
"Oh he pulled an Acidmoon and went home."
"same old deserter John, no surprise there"

by TisKings June 23, 2017

desert

Africa is a desert.



Example :

Me: Whats in Africa?

Friend: Desert.

by darkmyst August 29, 2005

deserts

something you eat after dinner that is sweet.

chocolate fudge, apple pie

by brandon March 4, 2005

in the desert

When you are totally stoned beyond your mind. Originated from the cotton mouth you get from smoking weed.

After a huge hit she slowly fell over and felt her mouth drying up, she looked over to her friend holding the only cup of water in sight. As she gained the strength to move towards the glass of water her friend lifted it to her mouth and the last drop glided down the glass into her mouth. They both looked at each other at the same time and realized that they were totally in the desert.

by stef April 7, 2005

desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

by potato goddess September 30, 2020

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 24, 2017