Desert Man 

That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.

Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.

Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.

You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."



You - "Fuck..."

Desert Man by Budalicious May 26, 2005

Man Desert 

A man desert is a community where female residents have limited access to quality men.

Northeast Ohio is a man desert. Becky and her friends have been unable to find quality men in this underserved area. Becky is considering moving to Chicago where there is an abundance of ambition and attractive men.

Man Desert by Buckeye1721 December 14, 2024

Desertian Girl 

A woman with major camel toe.

"Is that woman from the desert, cause I think I see camel toe."

"Did you get trampled over by a camel or something?"

Desertian Girl by Jesus Christ, Super Star April 23, 2005

Desertan

A person who was not raised in a desert climate, but has now become accustomed to extreme heat.

It was 90 degrees today and I was cold. Im a desertan now.

Desertan by sarahbee June 17, 2018