Dertch 

A word used to indicate the penis, usually in an environment where the "real" word would be considered vulgar.

I'm workin' my dertch into a froth.

Dertch by RoodAwakening February 2, 2004

the prodigy dirtchamber 

'The Prodigy Dirtchamber' the biggest and best Prodigy fan based group on Facebook. Organised by fans for the fans. Be apart of our Ant family and come join the chaos!! We live for the beats👍🔥🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜😎

"Do you love The Prodigy??"
"Too fucking right I do....!!"
"Well the join The Prodigy Dirtchamber on fb... fucking mental!!! 😎🐜

the prodigy dirtchamber by ProdigyBoy December 16, 2019

dirtchute 

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

dirtchute by NiraMillson June 21, 2010

deutch 

1) Incorrect spelling of Deutsch. Deutsch means "German" in German.

2) Incorrect spelling of Dutch. Usually a typo.

3) That person in those TV commercials (Her name is Roni Deutch) that says she'll get rid of your tax debt for "Only $20! $20!!!"

1) Misinformed people spell the word as "Deutch."

2) Those shoes look so Deutch.

3) "Hi, I'm Roni Deutch, and I'll settle your tax problems for only twenty dollars. TWENTY DOLLARS!!!"

deutch by Pleepa May 14, 2005

Dortch 

Dortch has multiple meanings
1. A shit or a fart
2. Another word for “had sex with”
3. Being extremely fucked up

1. “Where’s the bathroom I gotta dortch”
2. “Did u get with Sarah last night” “yeah bro I dortched her”
3. Tommy’s had 15 shots tonight.. he’s so dortched.

Dortch by Rick Lawson December 10, 2019

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

Crank a Deutch by hambone. October 28, 2011

derochie 

funny, smart at times, sex freak

"that guy is a derochie", said sarah
"really? i want to meet him!", said samantha

derochie by tyler09 March 12, 2008