deutch

1) Incorrect spelling of Deutsch. Deutsch means "German" in German.

2) Incorrect spelling of Dutch. Usually a typo.

3) That person in those TV commercials (Her name is Roni Deutch) that says she'll get rid of your tax debt for "Only $20! $20!!!"

1) Misinformed people spell the word as "Deutch."

2) Those shoes look so Deutch.

3) "Hi, I'm Roni Deutch, and I'll settle your tax problems for only twenty dollars. TWENTY DOLLARS!!!"

by Pleepa May 14, 2005

Deutch

1) It's like Dutch, but way more bad ass!

2) A pussy fuck goon.

--It's not douche, but similar.

"You fucking deutch bag fuck!"

"Shibbity Deutch!"

by Dustin July 10, 2006

deutch oven

when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket

I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.

by Mike November 23, 2003

deutch rudder

A form of masterbation where a person pretty much jacks off the other by moving their arm up and down for them. Its not gay at all

masterbation, jacking off, whacking it, gay, hand job, Deutch rudder

by dominican beast January 18, 2009

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

by hambone. October 28, 2011

Double deutch

1: A double goon dick.

2: Two goons fucking a goon.

3: deutching at your grandma's funeral...with some goons.

Poor goon, he got double deutched in his goonie.

He doubled deutched at the funeral, with that one goon from Home Alone.

by Dustin June 14, 2004

Dirty Deutch

When your partner shits in a clog, then you stick your foot in the clog and dance, if it squishes you’ve done it correctly. During the dance you must yell Ronnie Deutch

Tearing it up on the dance with a fresh dirty Deutch!

by Straight thuggin’ July 12, 2019