deutch

1) Incorrect spelling of Deutsch. Deutsch means "German" in German.

2) Incorrect spelling of Dutch. Usually a typo.

3) That person in those TV commercials (Her name is Roni Deutch) that says she'll get rid of your tax debt for "Only $20! $20!!!"

1) Misinformed people spell the word as "Deutch."

2) Those shoes look so Deutch.

3) "Hi, I'm Roni Deutch, and I'll settle your tax problems for only twenty dollars. TWENTY DOLLARS!!!"

by Pleepa May 11, 2005

Deutching

1. Creeping towards an individual or group of persons.
2. Staring blatantly at a female or male with the intent of further experimentation.
3. Making a woman or group of women run away from your presence.
4. Facebook stalking and the liking of 5 year old pictures.

Girl 1: "OMG here comes Will Deutch, what should we do?!"
Girl 2: "Run!"
Girl 1: "No, don't run, if you don't move he wont start Deutching on us."

by Andy Ohlsen December 2, 2013

Deutch

1) It's like Dutch, but way more bad ass!

2) A pussy fuck goon.

--It's not douche, but similar.

"You fucking deutch bag fuck!"

"Shibbity Deutch!"

by Dustin June 14, 2004

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

by hambone. October 28, 2011

deutch oven

when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket

I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.

by Mike November 23, 2003

deutch rudder

A form of masterbation where a person pretty much jacks off the other by moving their arm up and down for them. Its not gay at all

masterbation, jacking off, whacking it, gay, hand job, Deutch rudder

by dominican beast January 19, 2009

Double deutch

1: A double goon dick.

2: Two goons fucking a goon.

3: deutching at your grandma's funeral...with some goons.

Poor goon, he got double deutched in his goonie.

He doubled deutched at the funeral, with that one goon from Home Alone.

by Dustin June 14, 2004