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Getting blind drunk on a weeknight by yourself listening to ICP thinking youre a mad cunt like your uncle Darren.
"Hey is John Coming over to hang?"
"Nah he got Dershed "
Dershed by wannabedarren April 10, 2020
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Being completely obliterated to a maximum extend in which one can neither talk nor walk.
Yo bro why is Rardson’s head in the sink, I don’t know man he looks absolutely Deeshed right now.
Deeshed by Speedybugle February 26, 2020
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An adjective used to describe when someone's passed out or their face looks like their nips just got tickled. This can be because an individual is tired or just can't hang with the boys when they send it.
Davis: Come on Woodruff just send it you puss.
Bobs: I can't hang sister, I'm hella deeshed right now.
Deeshed by Davis1326 December 11, 2018
A family with bad genes. If you get stuck with these genes I feel bad for you. If you are from Dershem descent you will be really stupid or really smart. But luckily this comes with some perks. Dershems have large penises and are really lucky with the ladies. And they are usually really hot. On the downside you get dumped once they figure out your personality. Also life is really easy because no one expects you to do anything. Unless your smart. Then life is filled with money and the ladies and a good house. The smart ones own penguins and leopards. The dumb ones own cows and chickens. Good luck in life.
Farmers or Red Necks are usually of Dershem descent.

Scientists and Architects who own penguins and leopards are usually of Dershem descent.
Dershem by HarryFreeman January 2, 2012

dershdukken 

German for "shut your whore mouth".
Eddie screamed, "Dershdukken, bitch!" during beer pong.
dershdukken by katty no pants September 26, 2011

dershenstien 

The process of getting your hair cut like a soccer mom, and always asking for the manager
Man NotSoBright is looking like a dershenstien
dershenstien by reservedbh October 1, 2018
Dershells are the greatest people you can ever meet. Has amazing boobs like girl share some! Best friend tou can ever have. Anime lover and very sexually experimental. Get yourselves a Dershell
She's got such great boobs, that must be a dershell
Dershell by Cassandra with 2 s' December 7, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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