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Derpsack 

One who insists on posting stupid facebook updates, while masteurbating, explaining his every movement, or feeling during his "Experience". This person also like to shove jellybeans, gummy bears, lollipops and many other things up his or her ass, taking them out, and putting them out for people to eat, acting as if nothing was wrong.

Another thing they like to do, is drive around in a red-neck mobile, with rust everywhere, screaming nigger and shooting their shotguns out the window.

They also love to steal obese children in the night, forcing them to excersize, until they lose enough weight to be considered normal. They are also notorious for their racism, and trolling on the internet, and being huge CoD Faggots or World of Warcraft no-lifes. Most of these faggots own PC's because they can troll behind a screen without revealing their girl voices, and exposing their balls haven't dropped.
Tim is such a derpsack, He was playing WoW all night. Fucking faggot with his level 80 orc mage, who the hell knows what that is?
Derpsack by Derp Sackathon November 26, 2011

Derpjacking 

When a conspiracy hyped, ALL CAPS typing person posts an unrelated article on a thread with intent to garner interest to his/her cause.
Person A: "I love this meme." *Posts picture meme about grumpy cat being grumpy to life*

Conspiracy Derp: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!! RED ALERT: EMERGENCY ALERT: Soldiers warn of coming gun confiscation and war against patriots." *Posts link to infowars.com video*

Person A privately messages friend: "Dude, I just became a victim of a recent derpjacking." *Posts screenshot*
Derpjacking by CRLGer December 30, 2013
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Derp Sack 

A pokemon loving dumb nut who stays up all night watching a dude hide in some rock with a radioactive Twinkie or watching a cow pee
That kid is a derp sack, he stole my radioactive Twinkie
Derp Sack by Derpsacker January 8, 2011

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026