Dernbach

Description for a worst case scenario, less than desirable results coming from an action or series of actions one has taken, or a just all around horrible day. Almost always used as an alternate for nightmare/mare in the phrase "to have a mare".

Derived from England cricketer Jade Dernbach, who gained infamy for his international career being one long string of garbage performances.

"Can you believe Dave? He got in an hour late this morning, smashed into the CEO's car with his shit parking, broke the coffee machine, and then let slip to the client that we're running way behind schedule."

"Aye. He's having a right Dernbach."

by Vitalstatistix October 7, 2018