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derivative drivel 

Nonsensical and cumbersome discussion using arguments mostly derived from other people's work with little to no real understanding of the context.
Don't bore me with your derivative drivel on the subject you know very little about
derivative drivel by coldplasma January 15, 2017
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derivatize 

a slang term for finding the derivative of a function
Every problem on last night's homework required me to derivatize a function

Derivative Disease 

The deindustrialization of a nation's economy that occurs when Wall Street financiers use fictitious capital to finance highly leveraged speculative investments of astronomically high risk that simultaneously devalue the nation's currency and destroy its productive capacity by stifling credit to the real economy.
Those fuckers on Wall Street have plundered our booty and given us all a scorching case of derivative disease

polymeric falcighol derivation 

A complex algorithm that is often associated with the Marina Web (Level 5 Web); needed to access said web. The Marina Web is the deepest part of the internet and is only rumored to exist. (It has been said that 80% of the Internet exists here.) It has been called the "Vatican Secret Archives" of the web. Containing archives of Historical documents, Government secrets, plans, records, ETC... However the computing power/knowledge needed to process and compute the algorithm is quantum computing. Which is still in its early stages and takes use of the quantum-mechanical phenomena. Many often write it off as a hoax however no evidence proofing or dis-proofing exists. An anomaly was discovered by super deep web scans in the early 2000's.
The Polymeric Falcighol Derivation is a quantum algorithm used for quantum computing.
A male who is extremely smart and motivated. Funny with a sarcastic sense of humor. Is often described as "epic" or "legendary". Is usually tall and skinny, but is stronger than you think. Is a great friend and noble ally. Is a sweet guy so is an amazing boyfriend.
Hey see that awesome guy over there? He is totally a Derian
Derian by Vthunder December 13, 2010
An extremely sophisticated way to pronounce the word "derivative". This pronunciation was derived during an AP Calculus AB course. Only the coolest and most calculus-savvy people are allowed to use this version of the word.
Moiz- "Hey, Brandon, we need to find the derbadib in order to calculate the total length of these infinite, infinitesimally small line segments in order to get the length of the arc."

Brandon- "Werp."
derbadib by PakiTrumpetBeast March 15, 2011