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derek morgan 

Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection
Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.

The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.
derek morgan by BAUbaby May 15, 2014
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Derek Morgan 

A absolute god of a man. He’s funny, sweet, helpful, and protective of the people he cares about.
Person 1: I wish he was like Derek Morgan

Person 2: Well to bad
Derek Morgan by Diablo. January 24, 2021

Derek Morgan 

Chocolate Thunder, the hottest FBI agent in the BAU.
Derek Morgan is such a sex god.

derekmorgansexual 

YOU ARE VETY ATTRACKED TO DEREK MORGAN
I think I love Derek Morgan... so your derekmorgansexual!

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026