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derek morgan 

Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection
Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.

The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.
derek morgan by BAUbaby May 15, 2014
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Derek Morgan 

A absolute god of a man. He’s funny, sweet, helpful, and protective of the people he cares about.
Person 1: I wish he was like Derek Morgan

Person 2: Well to bad
Derek Morgan by Diablo. January 24, 2021

Derek Morgan 

derekmorgansexual 

YOU ARE VETY ATTRACKED TO DEREK MORGAN
I think I love Derek Morgan... so your derekmorgansexual!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004