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derek morgan 

Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection
Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.

The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.
derek morgan by BAUbaby May 15, 2014
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Derek Morgan 

A absolute god of a man. He’s funny, sweet, helpful, and protective of the people he cares about.
Person 1: I wish he was like Derek Morgan

Person 2: Well to bad
Derek Morgan by Diablo. January 24, 2021

Derek Morgan 

Chocolate Thunder, the hottest FBI agent in the BAU.
Derek Morgan is such a sex god.

derekmorgansexual 

YOU ARE VETY ATTRACKED TO DEREK MORGAN
I think I love Derek Morgan... so your derekmorgansexual!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026