derek morgan

Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection

Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.

The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.

derek morgan by BAUbaby May 15, 2014

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Derek Morgan

A absolute god of a man. He’s funny, sweet, helpful, and protective of the people he cares about.

Person 1: I wish he was like Derek Morgan

Person 2: Well to bad

Derek Morgan by Diablo. January 24, 2021

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Derek Morgan

Chocolate Thunder, the hottest FBI agent in the BAU.

Derek Morgan is such a sex god.

Derek Morgan by .bottom.for.levi. March 22, 2022

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derekmorgansexual

YOU ARE VETY ATTRACKED TO DEREK MORGAN

I think I love Derek Morgan... so your derekmorgansexual!

derekmorgansexual by and I oop girl 1278 December 30, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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