Depressed Dog 

A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.

Damn thats 1 depressed dog bitch


The Depressed dog smoked a joint

Depressed Dog by Pimp_guy666 June 4, 2004

mutton dressed as dog dirt 

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

mutton dressed as dog dirt by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

depresso.doggo 

An epic meme page on Instagram run by a few mods that has actual decent memes and all the doggos you need.

"Hey you should totally follow @depresso.doggo on Instagram!"

depresso.doggo by Gongy April 7, 2019

Dogpressed 

When your dog goes through a midlife crisis and gets a little depressed.

Yesterday Charlie was looking really sad... I think he's dogpressed.

Dogpressed by idksteven August 27, 2018

dogepressed 

Dogepressed is one of the strangest Discord users you will ever encounter throughout your lifetime...he owns a silly server that's been deleted and remade several times and claims to have a lot of rizz (despite truly having none). He also says he touches grass, though that statement is highly questionable. If you ever meet Dogepressed, make sure to say hi!

Person A: Dogepressed is soooo hot!!
Person B: No, that's cap!

dogepressed by WolfyRichards July 12, 2024