Definitions by LoonyBob

mutton dressed as dog dirt 

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

mutton dressed as dog dirt by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

unit 

Big sturdy bird you wouldn't want to mess with but would want on your side if things started to get tasty.

Ere Bri, you seen that big old Bella Emberg in accounts?
Aye, a right unit.

unit by LoonyBob September 10, 2010