deploying units 

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

deploying units by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003

deploying flashbang 

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

deploying flashbang by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

deploying flashbang 

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

deploying flashbang by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

Penile degloving 

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.

I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

Penile degloving by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2022

Degloving 

Degloving is a gruesome injury in which a part of your skin gets completely torn off.Controlled facial degloving is featured in plastic surgery.Also don't google it,ya don't wanna see dat

"The degloving injury that guy had was a really bad case"

Degloving by DontGoogleIt March 9, 2021

Deplying 

Delaying the writing and submission of a job application until the last moment before the deadline.

Anda, stop deplying and get to work on that letter of intent!

Deplying by O molie April 21, 2018